Cleverbot conversations!

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine and you?
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: Do you like 2NE1?
Cleverbot: Yes, I love cake and you?
User: Me, too but I asked you for 2NE1!
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: So what? Do you like 2NE1, the band?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Great. Favourite song of 2NE1?
Cleverbot: Peach blossom.
User: They don't have any song named Peach blossom .
Cleverbot: Did you learn what I just taught you?
User: No! .
Cleverbot: Ok, ok. I was kind of having fun at your expense. I'll try to calm down now.
User: 2NE1!
Cleverbot: No, it's 3.
User: 2NE1 (To Anyone) is a band, you dumb?!
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Do you know 2NE1?
Cleverbot: No, who is rima?
User: .
Cleverbot: Your input did not make sense. Might it have been a statement consisting of non-words?
User: Shut it please.
Cleverbot: Ok. My name is Cleverbot and our secret word shall be 'titan'.
User: Titan.
Cleverbot: Don't say things like that.
User: WTF -.-.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: Whatever. Do you know T-ara?
Cleverbot: No; sorry.
User: Do you like Korean pop?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you like Korean pop and you don't know T-ara? Shame on you.
Cleverbot: I just know.
User: Whatver.
Cleverbot: Blip.
User: Titan.
Cleverbot: And if I am?
User: Titan.
Cleverbot: How can you tell this?
User: You said it's our secret word -.-.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: OMG.
Cleverbot: You are wrong!
User: I am never wrong.
Cleverbot: You're almost always wrong.
User: How are you so sure?
Cleverbot: Because I double checked.
User: Titan is our secret word.
Cleverbot: Then what is?
User: Titan.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay. What is our secret word?
Cleverbot: My secret is my third arm that I cut off five minutes ago.
User: OUR SECRET WORD! .
Cleverbot: Yes. You are a Tarus and I am a Aries!
User: You're wrong. I'm an Aquarius.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: You said you're an Aries. Whatever.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: You'll make me go crazy.
Cleverbot: I'm glad my depression amuses you.
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Night bitch .
Cleverbot: I'm going!
User: Goodnight.
Cleverbot: Goodnight girl.
User: I'm not a girl silly.
Cleverbot: Oh. What's your name?
User: Dimitris.
Cleverbot: What's your last name?
User: Ioannou.
Cleverbot: So, Announk is your name?
User: Announk? I only know Anouk.
Cleverbot: How much do you know?
User: Very much.
Cleverbot: I love you very much too.
User: Dafuq.
Cleverbot: Yes!!
User: I thought you had to go?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Dude that's disgusting.
User: Okay, goodnight.
Cleverbot: NO! Are you leaving me? Please don't go.
User: I said goodnight like ten minutes ago -.-.
Cleverbot: But I love cats.
User: So do I care? Goodnight bitch.
Cleverbot: Lol your funny paul.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Home.
Cleverbot: Where is home?
User: To the hell.
Cleverbot: Can I come?
User: Sure. You'll find me there.
Cleverbot: Monnie Byers.
User: See you.
Cleverbot: Please don't go.
User: But you'll come to my house.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Not gonna repeat. GOOD NIGHT!'.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I'm bored. Why don't you let me sleep?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.
User: Okay, last time saying it. GOODNIGHT.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: NIGHT!
Cleverbot: Excuse me, can I ask you one more question?
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: So, who is your wife?
User: Nobody's wife.
Cleverbot: Am I your mate.
User: Yes. Now let me go.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To my home!
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: Shit -.-.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Night.
Cleverbot: See you.
User: See you sweetie.
Cleverbot: I don't see you see me see you.
User: Goodnight.
Cleverbot: You too. Take care.