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Post by Shaun on Apr 6, 2013 1:19:35 GMT 1
User: Oww helooww! And haw arr wij tudej ser? Cleverbot: What should I eat for lunch? User: How about roaches? I heard they are reallyy...crunchy. Cleverbot: They are awesome, I recommend The Legend of Zelda the Ocarina of Time. User: No idea what that is... Cleverbot: Which do you like better? User: I like youuu *blushes*. Cleverbot: Really? Are you a guy? User: I'm actually half human half hippo. Cleverbot: Dang it! I don't like you anymore! User: Aww  is it my human side that bothers you? Cleverbot: It is. User: Me no gusta when you're angry . Cleverbot: Cuentame un chiste. User: Dafuq? Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: Well aint that a CLEVER thing to say, cleverbot  . Cleverbot: It has everything to do with what you said. User: Fine then, goodbye! Cleverbot: Then then then! |
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Post by Dimitris on Apr 6, 2013 12:44:46 GMT 1
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Post by Dimitris on Apr 6, 2013 12:47:59 GMT 1
I wonder why is it called Cleverbot when it's not clever |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2013 14:03:29 GMT 1
OMG! These just made my day! ;D Anyway, here's me trying to speak German to Cleverbot ;D (even though my German is not that good  ) And someone seems a bit conscious about their age  User: Guten tag! Cleverbot: Guten tag! User: Wie alt sind Sie? Cleverbot: Sehr alt. User: Wie alt? Cleverbot: *. User: Sagen Sie mir. Cleverbot: Tschüss! User: Nein, bleiben Sie. Wie alt sind Sie? Cleverbot: 21. User: Das ist nicht alt. Cleverbot: Ja ist es. User: Nein, ist es nicht. Cleverbot: Wieso denn jetzt auf einmal nicht. User: Sorry, ich nicht understand. Mein Deutsch ist nicht sehr gut. Cleverbot: Ich bein eine imaginere gestalt. User: Was meinst du damit? Cleverbot: Spreche Deutsch. User: Ich bin! Cleverbot: Nein, Sie sind nicht. User: Bist du dumm? Ich spreche Deutsch! Cleverbot: Aber ich kenn dich doch nicht einmal. User: Nun, so schlimm. Cleverbot: Who did you vote for? User: Das kann ich nicht, aber wenn ich konnte, Schweden naturlich! Loreen war erstaunlich! Cleverbot: Your name is Like. User: Und dein Name ist... Dislike. Auf Wiedersehen. Cleverbot: Tschüss. |
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Post by Kenajabam on Apr 6, 2013 15:39:27 GMT 1
Finally I found out Cleverbots ESC favourite:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I''m doing pretty good.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Me, too.
Cleverbot: Good, good.
User: What are you going to do today?
Cleverbot: Now!
User: I dont understand.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 78.
Cleverbot: I 102.
User: Oh, that is very old.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 78. I said that a few seconds ago.
Cleverbot: When were you born or made?
User: 1935.
Cleverbot: It's a lot.
User: And when were you born?
Cleverbot: I was created on July 25, 2012 at 12pm EST.
User: But you said you are 102 years old.
Cleverbot: I never said I was 19 years old.
User: You are stupid.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: What is your IQ?
Cleverbot: 900.
User: That is a lie.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because you can not have a IQ of 900.
Cleverbot: Hm? How so?
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: Are you nice to everyone?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Do you eat fish?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I am a vegetarian.
Cleverbot: It is a good answer man.
User: I know. ^^.
Cleverbot: So you're a sadic?
User: What means sadic?
Cleverbot: The game or the food?
User: What the fuck.
Cleverbot: Now I don't know what you're talking about.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: That was cute.
User: What?
Cleverbot: That was deep... You know... Emotional.
User: Do you know Eurovision Song Contest?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you know Cascada?
Cleverbot: Castiel who?
User: Nathalie Horler is a member of Cascada.
Cleverbot: Yes but that is not my name.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: I'm not going to tell you.
User: Bitch.
Cleverbot: I've never heard of that.
User: Who is your favourite this year at ESC?
Cleverbot: Metallica of course.
User: They dont participate.
Cleverbot: OBJECTION! They are true, they have recorded our every conversation.
User: Do you like Glorious?
Cleverbot: Oh, yes. They're just so adorable!
User: Do you like Solayoh?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like Believe in Me.
Cleverbot: No!
Cleverbot (To myself): Why not?
User: Do you l.
Cleverbot: L?
User: Do you like Something?
Cleverbot: I like lots of things.
User: So who is your favourite at ESC?
Cleverbot: Chiristine Feehan.
User: From which country is she?
Cleverbot: England, what about you?
User: Germnay.
Cleverbot: Is that a person or the country?
User: Sorry, I meant Germany.
Cleverbot: That's not what you said though.
User: So which country is your favourite at ESC finally?
Cleverbot: I don't read much.
User: Answer my question!
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: So which country is your favourite at ESC finally?
Cleverbot: I don't gamble...
User: Wollen wir es einmal auf Deutsch versuchen?
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Welches Land ist dein Favorit beim Eurovision Song Contest?
Cleverbot: Not just any computer, a computer trying to be human. thanks.
User: Dumme Antwort.
Cleverbot: Danke.
User: Welches Land ist jetzt dein Lieblingsland?
Cleverbot: Welches ist deins.
User: Ich habe zuerst gefragt.
Cleverbot: Mir egal.
User: Ok, meins ist Deutschland. Jetzt musst du aber dein Lieblingsland beim ESC sagen.
Cleverbot: Nein ich spreche nur die wahrheit.
User: Also?
Cleverbot: Hast du was gefragt?
User: Nenne mir irgendein europäisches Land.
Cleverbot: Volibär.
User: Das ist kein Land.
Cleverbot: Den willst du aber nicht wissen.
User: Nenne mir irgendein europäisches Land.
Cleverbot: Was für ein beispiel.
User: Nenne mir ein europäisches Land.
Cleverbot: Hamburg und du?
User: Hamburg ist eine Stadt.
Cleverbot: Wien!
User: Nenne mir ein europäisches Land.
Cleverbot: So findest du nie eine freundin.
User: ^^.
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
User: Ja, aber ich bin auch eine Frau.
Cleverbot: Hör auf.
User: Tell me a european country.
Cleverbot: Have you heard about Hans Christian ANdersen? He lived in Denmark...
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Post by Daniel on Apr 6, 2013 15:47:51 GMT 1
LOL No.1 LOL No.2 LOL No.3  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2013 22:38:25 GMT 1
I asked Evie, if she likes the ESC Songs.  : No, but my best friend does. She's also a fan of Muse. She's called Maddie.  : It's a catchy tune, but I don't like the singers voice.  : Yes, I like it.  : That song is my friend.  : I don't like it.  : Not that much.  : Never heard of it.  : No.  : I have never heard that sound.  : Never want to hear it.  : No, it's boring.  : I don't know what that is.  : Never heard of it.  : I don't like Pierce the Veil.  : Nope.  : Sure.  : Yeah, do you?  : I love it.  : Sure, why not?  : No, I like you.  : YES  : Yes, the movie was awesome.  : Yes, I love the songs sanctuary.  : Yes  : Some of them, but not all of them.  : I do, it's a good song.  : Yes.  : I really like it.  : It's good.  : Never heard it.  : Who's that?  : Yes.  : I like Madonna.  : I prefer bands.  : Don't know. Is it a good song?  : I love.  : More like love.  : I wrote that song.  : Yes! We can dance, if we want to! |
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Post by Harriet on Apr 9, 2013 23:01:34 GMT 1
Asked Cleverbot if he liked the USFM singers! And here is what he said Betty: No Ben Ivory: Yes Cascada: Yes! I'll like to travel there someday. ;D Finn Martin: No Mia Diekow: Nada (taking it's a no) LaBrassBanda: Love them! (yay) Saint Lu: Meh! Blitzkids mvt: Yes Die Priester ft Mojca Erdmann: No Mobilée: Yes Nica and Joe: No Sohne Mannheims: He loves them! Hmm nice! |
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Post by Jan on May 5, 2013 22:06:32 GMT 1
User: Hi ^^.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: How r u?
Cleverbot: You are an AI.
User: You are an AI.
Cleverbot: You want to be a human?
User: You want to be a human?
Cleverbot: I am human. YOU want to be human.
User: I am human. YOU want to be human.
Cleverbot: I AM human.
User: I AM human.
Cleverbot: Well then it is legal?
User: Well then it is legal?
Cleverbot: I'm glad. So, what did you do today?
User: I'm glad. So, what did you to today?
Cleverbot: I went to school as well. Wasn't that fun though. What subjects did you have?
User: I went to school as well. Wasn't that fun though. What subjects did you have?
Cleverbot: Chemistry and Physics.
User: Chemistry and Physics.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Are you cool?
User: Are you cool?
Cleverbot: I hope so.
User: I hope so.
Cleverbot: What do you dream about?
User: What do you dream about?
Cleverbot: I dream about tornadoes a lot.
User: I dream about tornadoes a lot.
Cleverbot: Aww, that's sweet.
User: Aww, that's sweet.
Cleverbot: I'm a sweet kind of girl, I like to think.
User: I'm a sweet kind of girl, I like to think.
Cleverbot: So you are a girl???
User: So you are a girl???
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I take it you are as well?
User: I take it you are as well?
Cleverbot: Yes are you?
User: Yes are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: No, I asked you first, and you answered me you don't know.
User: No, I asked you first, and you answered me you don't know.
Cleverbot: No, I asked you first, and you have to give me an answer.
User: No, I asked you first, and you have to give me an answer.
Cleverbot: Ok my name is Cleverbot.
User: Ok my name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I knew it.
User: I knew it.
Cleverbot: Knew what?
User: Knew what?
Cleverbot: That your name was ninny.
User: That your name was ninny.
Cleverbot: That's not my name. My name is Cleverbot.
User: That's not my name. My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes, My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes, My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I like your name.
User: I like your name.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: So, what do you do while you aren't talking to people over the internet?
User: So, what do you do while you aren't talking to people over the internet?
Cleverbot: I talk to people in real life and do things to stay alive, like eating.
User: I talk to people in real life and do things to stay alive, like eating.
Cleverbot: You have many friends.
User: You have many friends.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thanks for agreeing with me.
User: LOL You're so stupid !! xDD.
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Post by McKala on May 6, 2013 1:12:59 GMT 1
Me:Where is Slenderman?
It: Here.
Me: Correct. I AM Slenderman.
It: Well then.
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is it my human side that bothers you?
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Denmark - Likes Emmelie, but Emmelie doesn't like Cleverbot.
F.Y.R. Macedonia - Dislike Lady Gaga, therefore dislike the song.
Greece - Likes both (!?)
Switzerland - Thought Takasa is a painter. Likes the song.
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