Cleverbot conversations!

User: Do you know 'Euphoria' by Loreen?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You should listen!!

Cleverbot: I don't know what it is.

User: A song .

Cleverbot: Which song?

User: 'Euphoria' by Loreen.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Oh-oh. Oh-oh-oh ding dong, You like Finland's entry?

Cleverbot: Well, I like you a little.

User: Ehm.. Thanks. But how about 'Marry Me'?

Cleverbot: What?

User: The finnish entry for the Eurovision Song Contest 2013.

Cleverbot: Because of the lead. Duhh.

User: It will win?

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: It was a question.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Because I put a '?' after those words.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Do you think 'Marry Me' will win Eurovision?

Cleverbot: Well it depends, are you both in love?

User: I am in love with the song She as well. .

Cleverbot: Is she cute?

User: Yes .

Cleverbot: What?

User: She is cute. Will she win?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Krista Siegfrids from Finland with the song 'Marry Me'.

Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite book?

User: DON'T CHANGE THE TOPIC.

Cleverbot: Ok, what is the topic?

User: Do you think Krista Siegfrids from Finland will win the Eurovision Song Contest 2013 with her song 'Marry Me'?

Cleverbot: Depends, do you like DoodleJump?

User: DoodleJump? I'm talking about EUROVISION. (Yes I do like DoodleJump).

Cleverbot: Sorry do you want me to go?

User: No, I just want to know if you think FINLAND will win EUROVISION 2013?

Cleverbot: Yes, of course I can think, how else would I be talking to you?

User: If you can think, then tell me. WILL FINLAND WIN?

Cleverbot: Where would you go?

User: .

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Never mind! Will Finland win Eurovision 2013?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok, thanks. .

LOL ;D ;D

User: Do you like "Et Uus Saaks Alguse" by Birgit Oigemeel.
Cleverbot: What??? I'm a girl! And I don't know what you're talking about!
User: I was talking about Estonia's song for Eurovision this year.
Cleverbot: How did you know about that?
User: I'm a ESC Geek.
Cleverbot: Do you know java!
User: STOP CHANGING SUBJECT!
Cleverbot: You are changing the subject, not me.
User: LOOOOOOOOOL
Cleverbot:Lollolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololollololololololol0lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol.
User: That was the worse comeback ever!
Cleverbot: Don't be so rude.
User: Tell me how I was being rude
Cleverbot: A really drunk night in Reno.
User: Who was you drunk with?
Cleverbot: Fluttershy is my favourite.
User: WTF!
Cleverbot: Where was this girl from?
User: What girl.
Cleverbot: A junior
User: Wow your fucking dumb..go and see a doctor for brain check.
Cleverbot: Sorry, but I must... Bye .
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: Oh na na, what's my name, what's my name.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Birgit Oigemeel
Cleverbot: Is leigha your name?
User: No, I just told you.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: What was it?
User: Birgit Oigemeel
Cleverbot: Bird is the word.
User: TAKE THE MIC OUT OF MY NAME AGAIN AND YOUR A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER...YOU GOT THAT?
Cleverbot: Who are we talking about?
User: Your mum.
Cleverbot: My money is a him?
User: o.O
Cleverbot: Tnis is not nice.
User: What the..
Cleverbot: Your name is Emmelie.
User: How do you know Emmelie De Forest?
Cleverbot: Because you're just a machine.
User: No I wouldn't have blood otherwise.
Cleverbot: Good because your not?
User: Not what?
Cleverbot: Because you are.
User: Are what?
Cleverbot: In the army.
User: I wouldn't be talking to you otherwise.
Cleverbot: You are talking to me because I am on this website.
User: Well no.
Cleverbot: Oh, so are you tired now?
User: Yes..tired of your pathetic words!
Cleverbot: That is mean
User: I need to go, your turning my brain into mush.
Cleverbot: Don't need makeup.
User: Do one.
Cleverbot: Done.
User: YAY!
Cleverbot: You don't seem very enthusiastic today.
User: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL